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Showing posts with label Embarrassing Kids. Show all posts
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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Sorry About The Future Therapy Kid... Mom's a Little Nuts!

Last night was Lena's choir concert and like all moms, I was extremely proud of my little girl. I'm kicking myself right now, because I already transferred all the videos on my phone over to my external drive last night and forgot to upload them to my YouTube Channel.

My mom wasn't able to make it since her car is broken again, so the moment I got home I hurried up and loaded them onto my regular Facebook page for Gramma to see and completely spaced out everything else. That's okay, I'm certain no one other than Gram wants to see an hour of a children's choir anyway. It's just one of those things that mothers love... When it's their own child. But here she is before we rushed out the door...


I made sure to get there super early, like 45 minutes early, this year to make sure I got good seats. Last year, I ended up stuck at work a little late and by the time I arrived I was seated all the way toward the back and could hardly see my munchkin. Both James and Lena thought I was being a bit excessive (and maybe I was) but there was no way I was not sitting in front this year.

As it turns out, even with all of my over-zealous seat obsession, I watched in almost utter horror as my daughter walked out and promptly walked all the way to the opposite end of the stage from where we were sitting. How could I let this happen? I was on the wrong freaking side!

I immediately leaped up and dashed to the other side of the gym. I'm pretty certain I embarrassed the living daylights out of Lena with my lightening reflexes, since no other parent moved an inch when the kids filed out and Lena had her face buried behind her hands.I suppose leaping like a gazelle across the isle and almost sliding across the gym floor wasn't the smoothest move I could have made. I'm also guessing that either A) the other children were kind enough to inform their parents of what side to sit on or B) that I'm really the only freak parent out there who doesn't care what other people think. I'm going to go with A, if for no other reason that to make myself feel better.

I was full on prepared to sit squarely on the floor (again, there was no way I wasn't sitting in the front). Thankfully, there was a kind old Gramma who took pity on me and had a spare seat next to her that she was kind enough to share with me. I thanked her and said hello to the mom on the other side who literally rolled her eyes at my greeting and proceeded to ignore my existence for the remainder of the evening. Sheesh... Someone's a GRINCH.

The only moment through the whole concert Lena smiled was when her Auntie Ma'mie got there during the second song, otherwise she was busy giving me dirty looks between songs.

But I don't care. I got a front row seat. I tapped the whole darn thing. And we kept the tradition my family has had since we were little and celebrated with DQ afterward.




Friday, October 11, 2013

I'm So Unreasonable Friday Link Up #3

It doesn't matter if your child or children are toddlers, tweens, or full fledged teenagers at some point (or many points) your darling little demons angels will think your wisdom is meant to torment them and snuff out their independence.

Last week, I failed to post the link up... I had the very rare opportunity to be kid free and go on a date with my hunnie, so I did. 



This week, I have been unreasonable for the following reasons:

1. Lena spent last weekend at my parent's house. When Sunday rolled around and it was time to come home, she really didn't want to. She insisted that she would much rather live with Gramma. I get this, who wouldn't want to live with their Gramma? They are so much more fun than a boring old mommy who makes you do things like eat healthy food for breakfast, shower, and go to bed on time. However, I still feel strongly that she belongs here with me, at least until she's ready to head off to college. I'm so unreasonable!

2. I made her put away her clean laundry before heading to her friend's house. "Again mom? You're just going to have to wash it later anyway!" While this is certainly an inevitable fact of not allowing her to go naked to school, Anne's lower bunk is not meant to be used as a dresser during the week when she's not here. Yes, my dear, it belongs in the closet. I'm so unreasonable!

3. I wanted to take her picture while we decorated the yard for Halloween. I recall a point in time where she would smile very big for me whenever I pulled out the camera... Now she runs away screaming as if I had a hot poker in my hand that I was trying to jab her in the eye with. This was the best I could get of her because she would only allow me to capture the moment if her face was covered. Heaven forbid I wanted an actual picture of my child smiling and hanging bloody spiderweb as we decked out for our favorite holiday . I'm so unreasonable!

4. This is my final day of the crazy eliminate overtime schedule and I don't have to be to work until 9am. In the interest of not sitting in my work parking lot for an hour (like I did on Tuesday) I refused to drive her into school and made her take the bus. I robbed her of extra kitty time, because selfishly I wanted to enjoy my extra hour and not get out of my jammie's until forced. That being said... I took her to the bus stop... Dressed like this <-------. Oh yes folks, I arrived at the bus stop in all my polka dotted, slip on dress shoes, disheveled hair, fleecy hoodie, no-bra yet glory. She may actually have me with this one. I'm so unreasonable!

How unreasonable where you this week? Leave me a comment and let me know!

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